'Mad Money' Culture Quiz

Jim Cramer nightly educates and entertains "Mad Money" viewers and readers not only about financial markets but also about language, literature and things avuncular. Take this week's "Mad Money" culture quiz and see if you cry "Uncle!" Then check back next Friday (heck, every Friday) for a new set of twists and turns.

(You'll find the answers at the end of the quiz.)

1. While explaining the current bull market in nickel and plays such as Lundin Mining(LMC Quote), CVRD(RIO Quote) and BHP Billiton(BHP Quote), Cramer took some advice from his Uncle Sidney, who said:

1. "Wear sunscreen."
2. "Sue the bastards!"
3. "Never put money in your mouth."
4. "Leave a little something on the table."

2. What Disney(DIS Quote) ride did Cramer refer to during his "Dirty Dozen" aggressively purchased stocks segment?

1. Country Bear Jamboree
2. It's a Small World After All
3. Mad Tea Party
4. Heimlich's Chew Chew Train

3. Whom did Cramer strip of his Cramerican citizenship on Thursday?

1. David Hasselhoff
2. NYSE Euronext (NYX Quote) bears
3. Pfizer's(PFE Quote) Hank McKinnell
4. "Uncle Ben" Bernanke

4. Adding his 5 cents about how to buy metal miner North American Palladium(PAL Quote), Cramer said that "in the immortal words of:

1. Frank Sinatra, "Fools rush in."
2. The SOS Band, "Take your time, do it right."
3. Steve Miller, "Go on, take the money and run."
4. Hall & Oates, "I can't go for that (no can do)"

5. In response to a "Lightning Round" question about Allergan(AGN Quote), Cramer said that "the wheels of capitalism are greased by the desire to have

1. an iPod
2. wrinkle-free skin
3. Lunesta
4. cosmetic surgery vacation packages

Bonus: While talking up L-3(LLL Quote) and Enterprise Products Partners (EPD Quote), Cramer said that trying to follow the moves of insiders and profiting off them is like listening to a tale told by:

1. Uncle Fester
2. Akira Kurosawa in his movie, Throne of Blood
3. an idiot full of sound and fury, signifying nothing and not making you any money.
4. Jeffrey Skilling

1 What would best describe your stance heading into the coming week of trading? Bullish Bearish Neutral 2 Which of these sectors do you think is set to move up in the coming week? --Choose One--Aerospace and DefenseAirlinesAutomobilesBeverages and Food ProductsBiotechnologyCommercial BanksComputers and PeripheralsConsumer NondurablesEnergy Equipment & ServicesHMOs and HospitalsHomebuildingInsuranceIntegrated OilInternet, Software ServicesInvestment Bankers and BrokersMediaMultiline RetailPharmaceuticalsPrecious MetalsSemis, Semi EquipmentTelecom EquipmentTobacco and AlcoholWireless CommunicationsUtilities 3 Which of these sectors do you think is set to move down in the coming week? --Choose One--Aerospace and DefenseAirlinesAutomobilesBeverages and Food ProductsBiotechnologyCommercial BanksComputers and PeripheralsConsumer NondurablesEnergy Equipment & ServicesHMOs and HospitalsHomebuildingInsuranceIntegrated OilInternet, Software ServicesInvestment Bankers and BrokersMediaMultiline RetailPharmaceuticalsPrecious MetalsSemis, Semi EquipmentTelecom EquipmentTobacco and AlcoholWireless CommunicationsUtilities View the results without voting