Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': Monsanto's Corny

Virgin Media(VMED Quote): "I want VMED to be bought here. A play for cable in London, Europe. ... I think I want you to pull the trigger on Virgin Media."

Research In Motion(RIMM Quote): "Hit a 52-week high today ... almost no other tech stock I follow did that ... this one is bucking an incredibly negative tech tape. ... RIM goes higher!

Toyota Motor(TM Quote): "Been hurt by weak sales of Tundra (Ford's(F Quote) F-150 truck competitor). ... Also been hurt by a strong yen." With a price of "126, c'mon, I'm doing a TripleBuy, all aboard."

Hexcel(HXL Quote): "Down more than 20% from its high. ... That's a colossal mistake [by the market]. BuyBuyBuy. I like that more than Precision Castparts(PCP Quote) here."

Washington Group(WNG Quote): "Foster Wheeler(FWLT Quote) is the way to play construction."

CDW(CDWC Quote): "Technology products to businesses and government ... like a contract company. ... I say ixnay, I can't go there."

Saic(SAI Quote): "Why am I worried about this company? ... I don't want to be linked to government spending right now because I don't think it is trustworthy." If you're going to go that route, Cramer suggested, lean toward defense contractors such as Lockheed Martin(LMT Quote), Northrop Grumman (NOC Quote), General Dynamics (GD Quote) and L-3 Communications(LLL Quote).

Cramer also was bullish on Sears (SHLD Quote), Agrium (AGU Quote), Deere (DE Quote), Time Warner (TWX Quote), Comcast (CMCSA Quote) and Allegheny Technologies (ATI Quote),

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

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