Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': Qwest for Profit

Brocade(BRCD Quote): "Suffering from the same incredible, unbelievable bear market that tech is in right now. ... I still think that Brocade could be a good trade. Let me get more intel from that meeting about how it's going before I slam the stock."

Qwest Communications(Q Quote): "Upward and upward some more ... 22 million shares traded today ... part of a major ramp. I'm sticking by Qwest. I'd even like to buy more." Qwest is sharing in a huge government contract, too.

Stride Rite(SRR Quote): "Not going up here. I don't think that's good for your game."

Nvidia(NVDA Quote): "I am not a fan of graphic chips. ... I'm saying take profits in Nvidia."

Gmarket(GMKT Quote): "I think the worst is over. ... This is the Korean eBay. ... I would never back away from it down here. If it gets back to 20, SellSellSell."

Marvell(MRVL Quote): Has "now come back to under 17. ... Still can't get their financials out because of this darn options probe." Cramer said it reminded him of Bausch & Lomb(BOL Quote). "Don't want to sell at 16, because there's too much upside. ... beginning to make me feel like they're morons."

Kinder Morgan Energy Partners(KMP Quote): "So in the House of Pleasure; 6% dividend, monster good management; shareholder friendly."

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

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