Cramer's 'Mad Money' Recap: Bet Your Dollar Bottom

Also, Chevron and Exxon are both "way too levered to oil," and are not worth buying here either, Cramer went on to say.

Similarly, the techs on the list are all "sensitive to consumer spending," and IBM "has already had its move," although Cramer said he would buy IBM on a pullback.

There are four stocks on the list he said he considers "winners" that are worth buying: Altria, Procter & Gamble, DuPont and "Prince Hal."

"These are the four horsemen of the weak dollar apocalypse," Cramer said. All these companies reported their last quarters without the weak dollar factored in, so they should have better-than-expected earnings, he explained.

Not only is Altria "dirt cheap," it is going to break itself up into three companies, which is when the company's "real value will be unlocked," Cramer said.

Moreover, Procter & Gamble's upside surprise should stem from exchange-rate fluctuations, and DuPont "is in a great moment with corporate nirvana where price increases are sticking and raw costs are going down."

Finally, Cramer believes that Halliburton won't have to cut its prices because the weak dollar should do it for the company.

"I'd buy any of these four," he said.

Red, Red Wine

For a few weeks now, The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal have been reporting about how it is a proven fact that red wine saves lives, Cramer told his viewers.