Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': CBOT? Not

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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up during the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Thursday evening:

E*Trade: "It has held up so well that I think at this point you swap out of and get into Ameritrade," which Cramer owns for his Action Alerts PLUS charitable trust.

Select Comfort: "I need to examine this more. ... I'm inviting the CEO ... to come on this show. ... Until I see him though, Don'tBuyDon'tBuy."

Sirius: Cramer says it won't see a bounce.

Crystallex: "I think it's the cheapest gold miner out there, bar none."

EuroZinc, Northgate: "The speculative stocks get killed. ... People want to call a bottom; they want to do a 'mon back*. Wait until it's 50% down, then buy. Am I making myself clear?"

Goldcorp: "That quarter was not a great quarter. ... I think that Goldcorp is no longer best of breed. Right here I am anointing AAUK [Anglo American]."

CBOT Holdings: "We never buy stocks at more than twice the growth rate."

AMR: "I like the idea of taking the other side and trading that stock."

Expedia: "That one is a total train wreck that will never be revived."

Texas Roadhouse: Cramer says it will go higher.

Schlumberger: "I wanna do a 'mon back."

Lightning Round

Cramer was bullish on Ameritrade(AMTD), Crystallex International(KRY), Anglo American(AAUK), Joy Global(JOYG), Terex(TEX), Deere(DE), Caterpillar(CAT), Baidu(BIDU), The Pantry(PTRY), Texas Roadhouse(TXRH) and Schlumberger(SLB).

Cramer was bearish on E*Trade(ET), Select Comfort(SCSS), Sirius(SIRI), Wind River Systems(WIND), Goldcorp(GG), CBOT Holdings(BOT), AMR(AMR), Netease(NTES), Expedia(EXPE) and Ruddick(RDK).

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

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