Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': No Knock on Nokia

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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up during the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Thursday evening:

Sirius: "In the end, I say Don'tBuyDon'tBuy ... because I care about your money and won't ... have it resting in a shallow grave with cement galoshes."

NutriSystem: "Holy cow. ... I say cut your losses if you are shorting, but don't buy it up here."

Xerox: "As long as Anne Mulcahy is running Xerox, SellSellSell. Cramer said he won't be invited to dinner parties now and is going to be "sipping Scotch" on that linoleum floor, only this time it will be Johnnie Walker Red.

Novell: "I even like Oracle more than I like Novell."

Devon Energy: "Like many of the pure natural gas plays, has gone from being in the House of Pleasure to the House of Pain, but if it goes to 55, I'm doing a giant 'mon back*."

Albany International: "I want to sell the stock, take the point-or-two gain, and move into something more substantive."

Motorola: "It's a headless horseman. I much prefer the Nokia to the Motorola. ... I think [Motorola CEO] Ed Zander's going Hollywood. ... And don't forget, Nokia's a river in Finland."

Bausch & Lomb: "May be done going down at the 45 level ... these guys are like a deer in the headlights. Don'tBuyDon'tBuy."

Sealy: "I think that Sealy should be bought here. I'm not backing away."

Pinnacle: "You swap out of Pinnacle and you go to Penn National."

Lightning Round

Cramer was bullish on Weight WatchersWTW, Devon EnergyDVN, CaterpillarCAT, NokiaNOK, SealyZZ and Penn National GamingPENN.

Cramer was bearish on SiriusSIRI, NutriSystemNTRI, XeroxXRX, NovellNOVL, Suntech Power HoldingsSTP, Albany InternationalAIN, MotorolaMOT, Bausch & LombBOL and Pinnacle EntertainmentPNK.

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

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