Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': T. Rowe Your Boat

Engelhard(EC Quote - Cramer on EC - Stock Picks): "What are you, an arbitrager? That play is done. You move on my friend."

Hewlett-Packard(HPQ Quote - Cramer on HPQ - Stock Picks): "Condolences to Carly [Fiorina] but she obvisouly did not have what it takes. [New CEO Mark] Hurd does, and I'm sticking with him."

Suntech Power(STP Quote - Cramer on STP - Stock Picks): "I think that Suntech Power though is up too much. I would wait seven solid points [before buying]. Ring the register. We nailed that sucker."

Todco(THE Quote - Cramer on THE - Stock Picks): "What is not to like about an offshore drilling company with oil at 64. You mind if I throw in GlobalSantaFe(GSF Quote - Cramer on GSF - Stock Picks) and Transocean(RIG Quote - Cramer on RIG - Stock Picks)?"

Aqua America(WTR Quote - Cramer on WTR - Stock Picks): "It's been a way station just like Hyman Roth and Las Vegas. You gotta stay with."

Lightning Round

Cramer was bullish on: Peabody Energy(BTU Quote - Cramer on BTU - Stock Picks), Google(GOOG Quote - Cramer on GOOG - Stock Picks), T. Rowe Price (TROW Quote - Cramer on TROW - Stock Picks), Continental(CAL Quote - Cramer on CAL - Stock Picks), GOL Linhas(GOL Quote - Cramer on GOL - Stock Picks), Dynegy(DYN Quote - Cramer on DYN - Stock Picks), Chesapeake Energy(CHK Quote - Cramer on CHK - Stock Picks), Cooper Cameron(CAM Quote - Cramer on CAM - Stock Picks), TradeStation(TRAD Quote - Cramer on TRAD - Stock Picks), Reynolds & Reynolds(REY Quote - Cramer on REY - Stock Picks), Johnson Controls(JCI Quote - Cramer on JCI - Stock Picks), Polaris(PII Quote - Cramer on PII - Stock Picks), Hewlett-Packard(HPQ Quote - Cramer on HPQ - Stock Picks), Todco(THE Quote - Cramer on THE - Stock Picks), GlobalSantaFe(GSF Quote - Cramer on GSF - Stock Picks), Transocean(RIG Quote - Cramer on RIG - Stock Picks), ENGlobal(ENG Quote - Cramer on ENG - Stock Picks) and Aqua America(WTR Quote - Cramer on WTR - Stock Picks).

Cramer was bearish on: SulphCo(SUF Quote - Cramer on SUF - Stock Picks), Sonic(SONC Quote - Cramer on SONC - Stock Picks), JetBlue Airways(JBLU Quote - Cramer on JBLU - Stock Picks), Dell(DELL Quote - Cramer on DELL - Stock Picks), Steelcase (SCS Quote - Cramer on SCS - Stock Picks), ASV(ASVI Quote - Cramer on ASVI - Stock Picks), Quiksilver(ZQK Quote - Cramer on ZQK - Stock Picks), Engelhard(EC Quote - Cramer on EC - Stock Picks) and Suntech Power(STP Quote - Cramer on STP - Stock Picks).

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