Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': Force Is With Salesforce

Abraxas Petroleum(ABP): "Let's see how much insider buying there is. I like the drlllers here but I'm not in love with the regular complex of oil stocks. Put a pin in it [meaning he'll revisit it later]."

Rambus(RMBS): "Don't you [buy] pull the trigger. We got enough problems on the Intel.

Ford(F): "How can you come to me with Ford when you're probably riding around in an Oshkosh Truck(OSK) truck emergency vehicle, Cramer said to a firefighter. "OSK yes, Ford noooooooooo!"

Oracle(ORCL): "Oracle, the killer stock" [Cramer said in a whale reference]. "I want you to swap out of Oracle and get into salesforce.com(CRM)."

RPC(RES): "Notice that the OSX (Oil Service Index) broke out today as the SOX (Semiconductor Index) went down," Cramer said in reference to this driller.

Sify(SIFY): "Sify is not Google(GOOG). It is an Indian Internet play. It's OK but not great."

Cisco(CSCO): "None whatsoever," when asked if there was any light at the end of the tunnel for the router maker.

Dell Computer(DELL): "I see them doing nothing at all. How can people continually ask me about Sun(SUNW) and Cisco and Dell when there are some fabulous stocks out there all over in major bull markets?"

China Techfaith Wireless Communication Technology: (CNTF): "I don't like the Chinese wireless plays other than China Mobile(GM)(CHL). They're too hard and I don't understand the accounting."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Toyota Motor (TM), El Paso (EP), Chesapeake Energy (CHK), Ingersoll-Rand (IR), Caterpillar (CAT), Deckers Outdoor (DECK), Texas Instruments (TXN), OraSure Technologies (OSUR), Bank of America (BAC), First Marblehead (FMD), Schering-Plough (SGP), Genentech (DNA), American Science & Engineering (ASEI), Thermo Electron (TMO), L-3 Communications (LLL), Radiant Systems (RADS), Hewlett-Packard (HPQ), Plum Creek Timber (PCL), Weyerhaeuser (WY), Oshkosh Truck (OSK), Salesforce.com (CRM), Sify (SIFY) and China Mobile (CHL).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on General Motors (GM), Olympic Steel (ZEUS), Pfizer (PFE), Bristol Myers Squibb (BMY), Merck (MRK), H&R Block (HRB), Flamel Technologies (FLML), NCR (NCR), United Natural Foods (UNFI), Abraxas Petroleum (ABP), International Paper (IP), Rambus (RMBS), Ford (F), Oracle (ORCL), EMC (EMC), Cisco Systems (CSCO), RPC (RES), Sun Microsystems (SUNW), Dell (DELL), William Lyon Homes (WLS) and China Techfaith Wireless (CNTF).

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

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