Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': Big Blue Booya

ATP Oil & Gas(ATPG): "Fifty-two-week high. I can't have you be that Lancaster-brand sausage my friend" [that is, don't be a pig, and take some profit].

Apple Computer(AAPL): "Is it too late? Four words people have been saying on Apple Computer for 35 points."

Microsoft(MSFT): "It's going to 30."

eBay(EBAY): "This stock has been levitating all week. ... I think you should ring the register because eBay paid too much for Skype, and it's my least-favorite online company after Amazon(AMZN).

ServiceMaster(SVM): "Got higher labor costs than I like. I can't get behind it here."

Taiwan Semiconductor(TSM): "Under $10, it rocks big time."

Johnson & Johnson(JNJ) "This stock is a cursed stock because of that Guidant acquisition. But it will be much higher next year at this time."

iTwo Technologies(ITWO): "Supply chain management has killed a lot of little guys."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Whole Foods Market (WFMI), J.C. Penney (JCP), Weyerhaeuser (WY), NitroMed (NTMD), Lucent Technologies (LU), Syneron Medical (ELOS), International Business Machines (IBM), Kansas City Southern (KSU), Union Pacific (UNP), Apple Computer (AAPL), Microsoft (MSFT), Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing (TSM), Johnson & Johnson (JNJ), General Maritime (GMR), Headwaters (HW) and TALX (TALX).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on USG (USG), Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia (MSO), Gasco Energy (GSX), Merck (MRK), Alcon (ACL), ATP Oil & Gas (ATPG), eBay (EBAY), ServiceMaster (SVM), i2 Technologies (ITWO) and Frontline (FRO).

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

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