Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': Writing the Allscripts

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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered during the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Monday evening:

Pfizer(PFE Quote): "Pfizer, other than Merck(MRK Quote), is the worst drug stock to own."

Las Vegas Sands(LVS Quote): "You got lucky. ... Ring, ring, ring [the register]."

Kraft Foods(KFT Quote): "We never buy subsidiaries on Cramer's Mad Money. You need to own Altria(MO Quote). You sell the Kraft and you buy the parent."

Bank of America(BAC Quote): "You know when I like the sector, I am willing to give the most shabby old house in the neighborhood two thumbs up."

Research In Motion(RIMM Quote): "You cannot be in that particular stock because it's got all sorts of legal issues. ... You stay away from that potential train wreck."

iRobot(IRBT Quote): "We gotta retreat and wait for another move."

SFBC International(SFCC Quote): "I think it's probably a buy down here."

Allscripts(MDRX Quote): "You gotta stick with Allscripts. ... Let's do a 'mon back.*"

Hibbett Sporting Goods(HIBB Quote): "I don't like the sporting goods industry, as demonstrated by my mea culpa on national TV on Dick's Sporting Goods(DKS Quote)." But Cramer said Hibbett was a slight buy here.

Orbital Sciences(ORB Quote): "I don't want you buying that stock. ... You sell."

Lexar Media(LEXR Quote): "The fundamentals be smokin'. At 10 bucks maybe we schitnzel a little off the table."

Family Dollar(FDO Quote): "Family Dollar, Dollar General(DG Quote), these are OK. But when they're throwing the big sale on Wal-Mart(WMT Quote) today, how can you put them in the same sentence?"

Netflix(NFLX Quote): "This stock has tripled. I really think it's moved too much."

Garmin(GRMN Quote): "Garmin down under 60? You are distinctly in 'mon back position with that global positioning company."

ImClone Systems(IMCL Quote): "That's a junkyard dog. I don't want anything to do with that thing. ... You come on here and you talk about that bowwow?"