Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': United Parcel Will Deliver

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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered during the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Friday evening:

Sony(SNE Quote): "Sony is a total house of pain. They are getting their butts kicked by Apple(AAPL Quote). ... SellSellSell."

Parker Drilling: "Ring the register and go buy some Nabors(NBR Quote) or Halliburton(HAL Quote)."

SBC Communications(SBC Quote): "SellSellSell."

Intuit(INTU Quote): "Well run, conservative, really good company."

United Parcel(UPS Quote): "United Parcel is only at 76 and it's going to 100. I would get on board United Parcel."

CBOT Holdings (BOT Quote): "Both BOT and its big brother Chicago Merc, continue to come up with new products."

Furniture Brands (FBN Quote): "They keep laying off people. That furniture business is one "nastola" business."

Intel(INTC Quote): "I think Intel is two thumbs up, way up. Mind if I throw in Mister Softee?"

Helen of Troy(HELE Quote): "Gotta get out at 19. You should be in Procter and Gamble(PG Quote)."

PetroQuest Energy(PQUE Quote): "I think selling this thing down here is just madness."

Mitsubishi UFJ Financial (MTU Quote): "Did I tell you that was one of my Seven Samurai?"

Korn/Ferry (KFY Quote): "I can't tell you to sell it. It's 17 bucks."

Bunge(BG Quote): "To sell it down here, it wouldn't be criminal, it would be felonious."

St. Joe(JOE Quote): "This is a demographic play; this isn't a housing play. ... I think that Joe is high here, and under 60 ... 'mon back* territory."

United Technologies(UTX Quote): "This stock has exploded. I predict this $53 stock will be at 55 next Friday."

LSI Logic(LSI Quote): "They missed that quarter so bad, that even I [a chip aficionado] ... have to say don't own that stock."