Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': Disembark Ship Finance

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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up on the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Tuesday evening:

Ship Finance (SFL Quote): "No way. No how. I want out."

Sara Lee(SLE Quote): "They wouldn't know good news if it hit them with a sausage. This is the Laurence Olivier of stocks. It's that bad of an actor. (Just kidding. He was great.)"

Dresser-Rand(DRC Quote): "I think Dresser-Rand is a good stock. They reported a good quarter and didn't get any response to that. I'm sticking with it."

Intel(INTC Quote): "When you look at the lease on this House of Pain, you know whose name is on it? Mine." [Cramer owns the stock for his ActionAlertsPLUS charitable trust.]

Teva Pharmaceutical(TEVA Quote): "I want to ring the register."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Viacom (VIA Quote), Bancolombia (CIB Quote), Banco Bradesco (BBD Quote), JDSU (JDSU Quote), Genentech (DNA Quote), CMS Energy (CMS Quote), Procter & Gamble (PG Quote), Microsoft (MSFT Quote), Dresser-Rand Group (DRC Quote), Quest Diagnostics (DGX Quote), Union Pacific (UNP Quote), Peabody Coal (BTU Quote), Southern Copper (PCU Quote), Intel (INTC Quote), Wachovia (WB Quote) and HDFC Bank (HDB Quote).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on Avon Products (AVP Quote), General Motors (GM Quote), Nvidia (NVDA Quote), SuperGen (SUPG Quote), Ship Finance (SFL Quote), Sara Lee (SLE Quote), Serena Software (SRNA Quote), IRIS International (IRIS Quote), Goodyear Tire & Rubber (GT Quote), SunTrust Banks (STI Quote), Teva Pharmaceutical Industries (TEVA Quote) and Chesapeake Energy (CHK Quote).

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	1.	Pigs Get Slaughtered		2.	It's OK to Pay the Taxes
	3.	Don't Buy All at Once		4.	Buy Damaged Stocks
	5.	Diversify to Control Risk		6.	Do Your Homework
	7.	Don't Panic		8.	Buy Best-of-Breed
	9.	Defend Some Stocks		10.	Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
	11.	Own Fewer Names		12.	Cash Is for Winners
	13.	No Regrets		14.	Expect Corrections
	15.	Know Bonds		16.	Don't Subsidize Losers
	17.	No Room for Hope		18.	Be Flexible
	19.	Quit When Execs Do		20.	Patience Is a Virtue
	21.	Be a TV Critic		22.	When to Wait 30 Days
	23.	Beware the Hype		24.	Explain Your Picks
	25.	Find the Bull Market
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