Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': This Bud's Not for You

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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks offered up by callers on the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Thursday evening:

Krispy Kreme(KKD Quote): "Nothing to say. SellSellSell SellSellSell. I gotta get a new button for it."

Goldman Sachs(GS Quote): "Unbelievable. Fifty-two week high. You know Jon Corzine [New Jersey Democratic gubernatorial candidate and former Goldman executive] sold a quarter of a billion dollars of the stock ... and it didn't even knock the stock down."

Honeywell(HON Quote): "I think you should do a 'mon back*. ... I bet they report an upside surprise. ... I'm sticking my neck out."

Anheuser Busch(BUD Quote): "People ain't drinking it anymore. I say you gotta sell it. ... People are drinking Gatorade. They're not drinking beer."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Lowe's (LOW Quote), McCormick & Schmick's Seafood Restaurant (MSSR Quote), Ruth's Chris Steak House (RUTH Quote), Sirius Satellite Radio (SIRI Quote), XM Satellite Radio (XMSR Quote), Norsk Hydro (NHY Quote), Chesapeake Energy (CHK Quote), EnCana (ECA Quote), Respironics (RESP Quote), Amerada Hess (AHC Quote), Valero (VLO Quote), Sunoco (SUN Quote), GameStop (GME Quote), Yahoo! (YHOO Quote), Goldman Sachs (GS Quote), Honeywell (HON Quote), United Technologies (UTX Quote), Altria (MO Quote), Lucent Technologies (LU Quote), LSI Logic (LSI Quote), SanDisk (SNDK Quote), PepsiCo (PEP Quote), PPL (PPL Quote), St. Joe (JOE Quote) and Halliburton (HAL Quote).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on Home Depot (HD Quote), Outback Steakhouse (OSI Quote), Lone Star Steakhouse & Saloon (STAR Quote), Krispy Kreme Doughnuts (KKD Quote), Montpelier Re Holdings (MRH Quote), ScanSoft (SSFT Quote), Delphi (DPH Quote), Nam Tai Electronics (NTE Quote), Corning (GLW Quote), JetBlue Airways (JBLU Quote), Nortel Networks (NT Quote), Harvest Natural Resources (HNR Quote), Anheuser-Busch (BUD Quote) and Cree (CREE Quote).

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

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	1.	Pigs Get Slaughtered		2.	It's OK to Pay the Taxes
	3.	Don't Buy All at Once		4.	Buy Damaged Stocks
	5.	Diversify to Control Risk		6.	Do Your Homework
	7.	Don't Panic		8.	Buy Best-of-Breed
	9.	Defend Some Stocks		10.	Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
	11.	Own Fewer Names		12.	Cash Is for Winners
	13.	No Regrets		14.	Expect Corrections
	15.	Know Bonds		16.	Don't Subsidize Losers
	17.	No Room for Hope		18.	Be Flexible
	19.	Quit When Execs Do		20.	Patience Is a Virtue
	21.	Be a TV Critic		22.	When to Wait 30 Days
	23.	Beware the Hype		24.	Explain Your Picks
	25.	Find the Bull Market
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