Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': Not Taken Sirius-ly

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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks offered up by callers on the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Friday evening:

Sirius(SIRI Quote): "I'm gonna have to hit "don't buy, don't buy, don't buy. ... I am worried about the September numbers. I think you should be out of Sirius and into XM(XMSR Quote). I know, Stern, Stern, Stern."

Schering-Plough(SGP Quote): "I reiterate that Fred Hassan is the No. 1 CEO in the drug group. If he can't do it, no one can."

Wells Fargo(WFC Quote): "I used to be a big fan of Wells Fargo. ... "I am no longer a champion of Wells Fargo. ... The problem here is the Federal Reserve is killing these banks. ... I demand that you ring the register."

United Technologies(UTX Quote): "I think the move is starting to be made. ... That stock will not be denied. Very well run and cheeeeeeeeeeeeap."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Genentech (DNA Quote), Urban Outfitters (URBN Quote), KOS Pharmaceuticals (KOSP Quote), Goldcorp (GG Quote), Ultra Petroleum (UPL Quote), Schering-Plough (SGP Quote), Penn National Gaming (PENN Quote), Statoil ASA (STO Quote), United Technologies (UTX Quote), Amedisys (AMED Quote), Garmin (GRMN Quote), Superior Industries International (SUP Quote), Coach (COH Quote), Cemex (CX Quote) and Microsoft (MSFT Quote).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on American Eagle Outfitters (AEOS Quote), Abercrombie & Fitch (ANF Quote), Aeropostale (ARO Quote), Sirius Satellite Radio (SIRI Quote), Wells Fargo (WFC Quote), WPT Enterprises (WPTE Quote), Newmont Mining (NEM Quote), Plantronics (PLT Quote), Fleetwood Enterprises (FLE Quote), Independence Community Bank (ICBC Quote), IBM (IBM Quote) and Microtune (TUNE Quote).

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	1.	Pigs Get Slaughtered		2.	It's OK to Pay the Taxes
	3.	Don't Buy All at Once		4.	Buy Damaged Stocks
	5.	Diversify to Control Risk		6.	Do Your Homework
	7.	Don't Panic		8.	Buy Best-of-Breed
	9.	Defend Some Stocks		10.	Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
	11.	Own Fewer Names		12.	Cash Is for Winners
	13.	No Regrets		14.	Expect Corrections
	15.	Know Bonds		16.	Don't Subsidize Losers
	17.	No Room for Hope		18.	Be Flexible
	19.	Quit When Execs Do		20.	Patience Is a Virtue
	21.	Be a TV Critic		22.	When to Wait 30 Days
	23.	Beware the Hype		24.	Explain Your Picks
	25.	Find the Bull Market
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