Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': The Humana Touch

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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks offered up by callers on the "Mad Money Lightning Round":

Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia(MSO Quote): "I'm sticking with my 'mon back*. I think she's gonna be big. ... You go into any Kmart, you are stepping into Martha Stewart's house."

Open Text(OTEX Quote): "Ring the register. That thing has no pin action whatsoever."

Humana(HUM Quote): "I anoint you Sir Humana. I think Humana is good. It's not as good as UNH (UnitedHealth Group(UNH Quote)), but you know what, it's going higher."

Movie Gallery(MOVI Quote): "Get off the phone and sell it."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Whole Foods Market (WFMI Quote), Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia (MSO Quote), Grant Prideco (GRP Quote), Charles & Colvard (CTHR Quote), El Paso (EP Quote), CNET Networks (CNET Quote), TurboChef Technologies (OVEN Quote), Humana (HUM Quote), Aetna (AET Quote), WellPoint (WLP Quote), UnitedHealth Group (UNH Quote), Raytheon (RTN Quote), General Dynamics (GD Quote), L-3 Communications (LLL Quote), Grey Wolf (GW Quote), Marathon Oil (MRO Quote), Pioneer Natural Resources (PXD Quote), Valero Energy (VLO Quote), Genentech (DNA Quote), Amgen (AMGN Quote), J.C. Penney (JCP Quote), Hydril (HYDL Quote) and Microsoft (MSFT Quote).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on Quiksilver (ZQK Quote), Pacific Sunwear of California (PSUN Quote), Apollo Group (APOL Quote), Imax (IMAX Quote), Usec (USU Quote), Open Text (OTEX Quote), Calpine (CPN Quote), Molex (MOLX Quote), Time Warner (TWX Quote), Newpark Resources (NR Quote), J.B. Hunt Transport Services (JBHT Quote), Symantec (SYMC Quote), Oracle (ORCL Quote), Computer Associates (CA Quote), Movie Gallery (MOVI Quote), AMR (AMR Quote) and Geron (GERN Quote).

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

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	1.	Pigs Get Slaughtered		2.	It's OK to Pay the Taxes
	3.	Don't Buy All at Once		4.	Buy Damaged Stocks
	5.	Diversify to Control Risk		6.	Do Your Homework
	7.	Don't Panic		8.	Buy Best-of-Breed
	9.	Defend Some Stocks		10.	Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
	11.	Own Fewer Names		12.	Cash Is for Winners
	13.	No Regrets		14.	Expect Corrections
	15.	Know Bonds		16.	Don't Subsidize Losers
	17.	No Room for Hope		18.	Be Flexible
	19.	Quit When Execs Do		20.	Patience Is a Virtue
	21.	Be a TV Critic		22.	When to Wait 30 Days
	23.	Beware the Hype		24.	Explain Your Picks
	25.	Find the Bull Market
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