Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round': Beer Stocks Flat

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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks offered up by callers on "Mad Money" Wednesday evening:

"I think my checking account is going to outperform Pfizer(PFE Quote) this year. The only thing it's better than is Merck(MRK Quote)."

"Toll Brothers(TOL Quote): Great quarter but stock won't go up. I say ring the register."

"Internet Security(ISSX Quote) is a darn good company. I like it almost as much as I like McAfee(MFE Quote)."

On Taser(TASR Quote): "You don't get rich suing ... fundamentals way too expensive."

ValueClick(VCLK Quote): "This is a second-rate Net play. ... The press release-to-price ratio is off the charts."

Boston Beer(SAM Quote): "I'm a Pilsner guy myself. ... I think the beer stocks are no good. Even the microbrews. I would ring the register."

Netflix(NFLX Quote): It's prone to a short squeeze. I think it's rich [in valuation]. But "a lot of growth guys still love it."

Countrywide Financial(CFC Quote): "Angelo Mozilo [CEO] is the single-best mortgage guy in America. The stock is cheap. I like the stock."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on GameStop (GME Quote), Syneron Medical (ELOS Quote), Bunge Limited (BG Quote), Internet Security Systems (ISSX Quote), Advanced Micro Devices (AMD Quote), RF Micro Devices (RFMD Quote), WebEx Communications (WEBX Quote), IntraLase (ILSE Quote), MSC Industrial Direct(MSM Quote), Netflix (NFLX Quote), Countrywide Financial (CFC Quote) and Sprint Nextel (S Quote).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on Pfizer(PFE Quote), Toll Brothers (TOL Quote), Goodyear Tire & Rubber (GT Quote), Ford Motor (F Quote), Senomyx (SNMX Quote), Nextel Partners (NXTP Quote), Spectrum Brands (SPC Quote), Blue Coat Systems (BCSI Quote), Taser (TASR Quote), Allstate (ALL Quote), LifeCell (LIFC Quote), Regeneron Pharmaceuticals (REGN Quote), ValueClick (VCLK Quote), Peabody Energy (BTU Quote), PetMed Express (PETS Quote), Boston Beer (SAM Quote), Vulcan Materials (VMC Quote), Gap (GPS Quote) and Tekelec (TKLC Quote).

	1.	Pigs Get Slaughtered		2.	It's OK to Pay the Taxes
	3.	Don't Buy All at Once		4.	Buy Damaged Stocks
	5.	Diversify to Control Risk		6.	Do Your Homework
	7.	Don't Panic		8.	Buy Best-of-Breed
	9.	Defend Some Stocks		10.	Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
	11.	Own Fewer Names		12.	Cash Is for Winners
	13.	No Regrets		14.	Expect Corrections
	15.	Know Bonds		16.	Don't Subsidize Losers
	17.	No Room for Hope		18.	Be Flexible
	19.	Quit When Execs Do		20.	Patience Is a Virtue
	21.	Be a TV Critic		22.	When to Wait 30 Days
	23.	Beware the Hype		24.	Explain Your Picks
	25.	Find the Bull Market