Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round'

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Jim Cramer was all fired up on his "Mad Money Lightning Round" Friday evening. No, it certainly wasn't a spa-day Lightning Round, Cramer saw to that.

Here's some of what he said.

"You got the good Pepsi(PEP Quote) or the bad Pepsi Bottling Group(PBG Quote)? You got the bottler? What are you out of your mind?"

"Motorola(MOT Quote) is strictly a 'mon back situation!" Which is to say, you should back up the truck and buy.

"McAfee(MFE Quote) is the only antirvirus play that I want to be a part of."

"Apple(AAPL Quote) is ripe for the Cramer tech rally."

"You need to sell the Rambus(RMBS Quote) and pick up the Marvell(MRVL Quote), and not the comic book kind!"

"Swap out of Nvidia(NVDA Quote) and go into Marvell!

"Ingersoll-Rand(IR Quote), Caterpillar(CAT Quote) and Terex(TEX Quote) all work for me. I think they [Ingersoll] will be the best-acting machinery stock when the Fed is done."

"When I'm in the insurance business, Prudential(PRU Quote) and Met Life(MET Quote) are my two faves."

"Medarex(MEDX Quote) the biotech? No. I want you in Genentech(DNA Quote)."

"I like eBay(EBAY Quote)."

"Sell Dell and buy Hewlett-Packard(HPQ Quote). I have to tell the truth!"

Blockbuster(BBI Quote) got a fusillade of SellSellSells, with Cramer calling for the defibrillating paddles.

'Lightning Round'

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Motorola (MOT Quote), McAfee (MFE Quote), Volcom (VLCM Quote), Apple Computer (AAPL Quote), Pall (PLL Quote), KeySpan (KSE Quote), Genentech (DNA Quote), i2 Technologies (ITWO Quote), Ingersoll-Rand (IR Quote), Prudential Financial (PRU Quote), MetLife (MET Quote), Allscripts Healthcare Solutions (MDRX Quote), eBay (EBAY Quote), Yahoo! (YHOO Quote), Google (GOOG Quote), Carter's (CRI Quote), Skyworks Solutions (SWKS Quote), Hewlett-Packard (HPQ Quote), UnitedHealth Group (UNH Quote), Quest Diagnostics (DGX Quote) and BE Aerospace (BEAV Quote).

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on ConAgra Foods (CAG Quote), Pepsi Bottling Group (PBG Quote), Building Materials Holding (BMHC Quote), Lionbridge Technologies (LIOX Quote), First American (FAF Quote), Foundation Coal (FCL Quote), Rambus (RMBS Quote), bebe stores (BEBE Quote), Forward Industries (FORD Quote), Nvidia (NVDA Quote), Protein Design Labs (PDLI Quote), Toyota Motor (TM Quote), Medarex (MEDX Quote), Blockbuster (BBI Quote), Siebel Systems (SEBL Quote), Dell (DELL Quote) and Forest Oil (FST Quote).

	1.	Pigs Get Slaughtered		2.	It's OK to Pay the Taxes
	3.	Don't Buy All at Once		4.	Buy Damaged Stocks
	5.	Diversify to Control Risk		6.	Do Your Homework
	7.	Don't Panic		8.	Buy Best-of-Breed
	9.	Defend Some Stocks		10.	Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
	11.	Own Fewer Names		12.	Cash Is for Winners
	13.	No Regrets		14.	Expect Corrections
	15.	Know Bonds		16.	Don't Subsidize Losers
	17.	No Room for Hope		18.	Be Flexible
	19.	Quit When Execs Do		20.	Patience Is a Virtue
	21.	Be a TV Critic		22.	When to Wait 30 Days
	23.	Beware the Hype		24.	Explain Your Picks
	25.	Find the Bull Market