Cramer's 'Mad Money Lightning Round'

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Jim Cramer said on his "Mad Money Lightning Round" last night that he would buy Microsoft(MSFT Quote) "hand over fist."

But when one caller asked what he thought of Rite Aid(RAD Quote), Cramer harrumphed: "What are you, a worst-of-breed person?"

Cramer also said he wants Krispy Kreme(KKD Quote) "sold right now."

'Lightning Round'

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia (MSO Quote), Apple Computer(AAPL Quote), XM Satellite Radio (XMSR Quote), Thermo Electron (TMO Quote), Global Signal (GSL Quote), Comcast (CMCSA Quote), Allegheny Technologies (ATI Quote), Syneron(ELOS Quote), Sears Holdings (SHLD Quote), Google (GOOG Quote), Aramark (RMK Quote), Commerce Bancorp (CBH Quote), Wachovia (WB Quote), Walgreen (WAG Quote), CVS (CVS Quote), Johnson & Johnson (JNJ Quote), St. Jude Medical (STJ Quote), Microsoft, EnPro Industries (NPO Quote), TurboChef Technologies (OVEN Quote), LSI Logic (LSI Quote) and IntraLase (ILSE Quote)

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on Sirius Satellite Radio (SIRI Quote), Grey Wolf (GW Quote), Micromuse (MUSE Quote), Accenture (ACN Quote), Arris Group (ARRS Quote), Brunswick (BC Quote), U.S. Steel (X Quote), Adobe Systems (ADBE Quote), Palomar Medical Technologies (PMTI Quote), Travelzoo (TZOO Quote), ISIS Pharmaceuticals (ISIS Quote), TALX (TALX Quote), Baidu.com (BIDU Quote), Centerplate (CVP Quote), Huntington Bancshares (HBAN Quote), Fifth Third Bancorp (FITB Quote), Unova (UNA Quote), Symbol Technologies (SBL Quote), Zebra Technologies (ZBRA Quote), salesforce.com (CRM Quote), Rite Aid (RAD Quote), AngioDynamics (ANGO Quote), WCI Communities (WCI Quote), Krispy Kreme Doughnuts (KKD Quote), Asta Funding (ASFI Quote) and EnCana (ECA Quote).

	1.	Pigs Get Slaughtered		2.	It's OK to Pay the Taxes
	3.	Don't Buy All at Once		4.	Buy Damaged Stocks
	5.	Diversify to Control Risk		6.	Do Your Homework
	7.	Don't Panic		8.	Buy Best-of-Breed
	9.	Defend Some Stocks		10.	Don't Bet on Bad Stocks
	11.	Own Fewer Names		12.	Cash Is for Winners
	13.	No Regrets		14.	Expect Corrections
	15.	Know Bonds		16.	Don't Subsidize Losers
	17.	No Room for Hope		18.	Be Flexible
	19.	Quit When Execs Do		20.	Patience Is a Virtue
	21.	Be a TV Critic		22.	When to Wait 30 Days
	23.	Beware the Hype		24.	Explain Your Picks
	25.	Find the Bull Market