So many points to pontificate about, so little time.
They Just Don't Get Big Macs and AMEX!
2) It'll tell us better than anything how American Express and the American consumer have fared in the past few weeks. Profit or pestilence? We'll have some idea. We'll also know how good of a bead American Express has on the health of its own house. Only three weeks ago, in the defining event of today's report, the lens through which it should be seen, American Express chopped numbers pretty severely. All the numbers, that is, except for items like delinquencies in its U.S. loan holdings, write-off rates and a charge. They were way up. Too often, the business media report on earnings vs. expectations without ever mentioning when those expectations were last tweaked. It is of tantamount importance that these numbers were worse only three weeks ago. Any report on AmEx's fourth quarter that does not mention this prominently is not worth reading. If the company does not meet these recently set expectations, it is especially bad news and the report should be written accordingly. If AmEx hits the numbers, it is better than the alternative, but does not mean all that much, considering the ink on the numbers is hardly dry. Now to Apple (AAPL - Get Report) and the Case of the Missing iPhones. Let me be clear: most of the time, when the business media luck into a story that lends itself to murder mystery headlines, I am weary of too much being made of the issue because of its catchiness. When an industry which usually spends its days crafting headlines like "Merrill Takes Another Write-Down," gets to tap into their inner Agatha Christie, well, the temptation to go too far is there. But this is an important issue and as someone who has taken a lot of heat since its introduction by doubting that the iPhone would be a source of long-term strength for a company I had never before criticize ... well, I would be surprised if one too many iPhone were sitting in inventory of closets, gathering dust. But stay i-tuned to this one, despite the fact that the jazziness of the headlines would have otherwise made The Business Press Maven more weary.