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Mutual Fund Monday

Five Funds to Buy in a Market Crash

Brett Arends

08/13/07 - 07:18 AM EDT
BOSTON - Every American should be prepared for a Wall Street crash.

No, I'm not saying one is guaranteed, or even likely -- although the events of the last couple of weeks make you wonder.

What I'm saying is that you need to be prepared in case one happens. You need to know how much investment money you can get your hands on quickly, and what you're going to buy in a sudden fire sale.

Why?

Because if you are a long-term investor, a stock market slump is a heaven-sent opportunity to find some bargains. Obvious, but true: You are far better off buying stocks when they're cheap than when they're expensive. Most Americans are kicking themselves for getting out of the market back in 2001 and 2002, when they should have been getting in.

Are you more comfortable investing in funds or individual stocks right now?
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The lessons of history are unambiguous. Those who have invested in the stock market when it has collapsed and have then held on for the long term have ended up doing extraordinarily well.

As the old Wall Street saying has it: The time to buy is when there's blood on the streets.

Naturally, this is a lot easier said than done. If the Dow plunges 3,000 points, that's when it's hardest to steel yourself to jump in. Most people, by definition, are rushing to get out. And, of course, that's when everyone on Wall Street will be screaming and predicting the Dow will drop another 3,000.

And even if you do buy, the temptation will be pretty powerful to panic and get out again if things keep falling.

So how do you get round the nerves?

Here's one idea: In a market panic, don't chance your hand buying individual stocks. Give your money instead to a select group of market veterans and let them deal with it.

The right managers will know how to profit from the panic by sifting the real bargains from the market's booby traps. And they will give you some pretty good downside protection. Actively managed funds tend to hold up better than the index when stocks collapse.

I'm not just talking about ordinary, run-of-the-mill mutual funds run by a big investment company either. Those managers are too busy watching their backs in the corporate shuffle to act freely.

Nor am I talking about index funds.

I'm talking about those rare funds run by seasoned captains who know how to sail through a stock market hurricane.

The ones where the manager has the flexibility, the experience and the skill to buy the right things at the right time. And where that manager is prepared to sail into the wind because he's done it so many times before.

Who are these rare and special managers?

Here are five of them. If the market suddenly collapses and you don't know what to buy, just call your broker and try these. In each case, to show their bear market credentials, I've added how they fared from the start of 2000 through the end of 2002, while the S&P 500 index plunged by almost 40%.

No one knows if or when a stock market slump could come. And, of course, even if it does, no one knows how long it will last or how far it will go. But instead of watching and trying to time it, why not outsource that job to the best?

Among the many advantages of getting these guys to do your buying in a crash is that it's easy. You can make the phone call from the beach bar if the crash comes while you're on holiday.

And it's worth adding that I am talking here about long-term investment money -- the stuff you won't need back for at least five years, and preferably a lot longer than that. Money you will need sooner should stay in cash or low-risk short-term paper. A crash could lead to a bear market that could take years to work out.

But you're not going to retire early on your CDs. You'll do it on a sound, well-diversified portfolio that you bought at bargain-basement prices. If you should be lucky enough to get that chance, don't pass it up.