Cramer's 'Mad Money' Recap: Pooh-Poohing Private Equity
TheStreet.com Staff
07/12/07 - 08:07 PM EDT
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"I am putting the private-equity

stocks in the sell block," Jim Cramer told viewers of his "Mad Money" TV show Thursday.
That means don't buy
Blackstone(BX Quote) on its weakness, nor the planned
Apollo or
KKR IPOs.
"This is a business I know well," since being a hedge fund manager isn't very different from being a private-equity manager, Cramer said. "I can't have you owning these stocks. ... They seem like they could be the next big thing, but the truth is they're the last big thing."
These companies are too expensive, said Cramer, but more than that, it's just not the right time. "Now you're really getting in at the end, not the beginning, of this trend," Cramer said.
He said that even if these companies are great, with great managers and great track records, "buying them now may be close to a top. It's the wrong time."
One reason not to buy, Cramer said, is that especially if the Democrats get someone in the White House in 2008, they're going to "tax the heck out of" private equity and try to "squeeze them dry."
Another reason is that there are "too many people with too much money trying to get a piece of the action."
Cramer's third reason for not being a buyer of private equity is that the Street tends to take companies public at the end of a cycle. "Coming public means they're selling, not buying," Cramer said.
"Don't bet against these guys," he said. "Just don't buy when they're selling."
More $80 to $120
While many people were panicking when the market sold off earlier this week, Cramer said that "Cramericans" went to work buying things.
"I'm trying to recall a little nostalgia for that down day," he said, "that spawned maybe one of the greatest rallies I have ever seen, up 284 [on the Dow]."
But not everyone caught the rally, Cramer said.
"This rally only reinforces everything I've been saying all week," he said. "Our strategy is simple. We want to stick with what is working. We want to buy the winners!"
And the winners, he said, are the $80-to-$120 stocks he's been talking about on "Mad Money" this week.
According to Cramer's theory, when a stock goes to $80 in a bull market, there's a good chance it'll go to $100. From there, it's usually smooth sailing to $120. And once a stock hits $100, Cramer said, the only way it goes back down is if it splits.
"Everyone's got an inner value investor, a real curmudgeon that objects to ideas like this one," he said, and there's a good reason for that, because following his $80-to-$120 strategy is the laziest way to approach the market. "But it works!" he added. "And we're gonna keep doing it."
Apache on the Up and Up
"Tonight's addition to this august assemblage of stocks," Cramer said, is
Apache(APA Quote), an independent oil and gas exploration company that has been on the rise. "People have been buying Apache. It's a winner," Cramer said, and "people will keep buying it."
Oil is one of the sectors leading the market right now, he said, and Apache is "exactly what we're looking for."
But Cramer said that just because he says it will go to $120 is not a good enough reason for people to buy it. They need to do their homework, too.
Apache has incredibly low production costs and thrives in areas where its peers have difficulty, Cramer said. It has a great business model of buying discarded products from other companies on the cheap and turning them around.
In addition, the stock is cheap, trading at 10 times earnings. It "has a long way to go before its valuation comes near what the market gives its competitors," he said. "This stock is mispriced!"
The company increased its product guidance in June, and the majority of its reserves are in the U.S., Cramer said.
Apache has a "terrific track record," Cramer said. "I would buy APA before it gets away from you."
Go Soros One Better
"Everyone wants to invest like George Soros," Cramer told his viewers. At least, that's what he gathers from the fact that the George Soros portfolio is
stockpickr.com's most popular.
But Cramer said he doesn't want to invest like Soros. "I want to be better than Soros!" he said.
For example, Soros owns
Bon-Ton(BONT Quote), but Cramer wouldn't, because it's "too dicey. ... Maybe it's a long-term Soros pick, because short term it really stinks."
Soros also owns
CVS(CVS Quote), which Cramer said he likes after its great Caremark deal, "but I have preferred over and over again
Rite Aid(RAD Quote)."
And Soros own
Qualcomm(QCOM Quote), but Cramer prefers
Texas Instruments(TXN Quote).
The one Soros stock that Cramer said he really thinks people should be in is diagnostics company
Gen-Probe(GPRO Quote).
"On 'Mad Money,'" he said, "we're delighted by diagnostics." He owns two diagnostics companies --
Inverness Medical Innovations(IMA Quote) and
Hologic (HOLX Quote) -- for his charitable trust,
Action Alerts PLUS.
As for Gen-Probe, Cramer said it is "instant growth."
It is one of the two major providers of blood-screening tests, with 40% of market share. It also is in an "enviable position with 58% of the market for chlamydia and gonorrhea tests."
In addition, the company has its future all worked out, with alliances with
General Electric(GE Quote),
3M(MMM Quote) and
Millipore(MIL Quote).
"Don't invest like George Soros," Cramer said. "Invest better than George Soros. Go buy some Gen-Probe."
Mad Mail
In his "Mad Mail" segment, Cramer agreed with one viewer that
Manitowoc(MTW Quote) is "absolutely" a stock that should be considered for Cramer's $80-to-$120 theory.
Cramer told another viewer that he offered up
Costco(COST Quote) as an alternative to
Casey's(CASY Quote) because Costco is a big gasoline station in addition to being a retailer.
Another viewer wrote in to ask if he should worry about Rite Aid after the recent Medicaid ruling. Cramer said he's not worried and that he's still very excited about Rite Aid. "Let the good times roll," he said.
In response to another viewer, Cramer said that with
Cemex(CX Quote), "you're trapped by the housing cycle, but that's OK. CX is growing like a weed. I like the stock."
Lightning Round
Cramer was bullish on
EMC(EMC Quote),
Wal-Mart
(WMT Quote),
Cisco Systems
(CSCO Quote),
Acadia Pharmaceuticals(ACAD Quote),
Omniture
(OMTR Quote),
TOP Tankers(TOPT Quote),
Frontline(FRO Quote),
Advanced Micro Devices(AMD Quote),
Cal Dive International(DVR Quote),
Hercules Offshore(HERO Quote),
Transocean(RIG Quote),
Global Santa Fe(GSF Quote),
Schlumberger
(SLB Quote),
Southern Copper(PCU Quote) and
Freeport McMoRan Copper & Gold(FCX Quote).
Cramer was bearish on
Target(TGT Quote),
Juniper Networks(JNPR Quote),
XM Satellite Radio(XMSR Quote),
Sirius Satellite Radio(SIRI Quote) and
Diageo
(DEO Quote).
Sudden Death
In his "Sudden Death" round, Cramer was bullish on
Kinetic Concepts(KCI Quote),
Chicago Mercantile Exchange(CME Quote) and
Waters(WAT Quote).
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