A Look Into the Micro Crystal Ball

5. Howard Stern will announce he's not re-signing with Sirius (SIRI - commentary - Cramer's Take) and instead retire; Sirius will restructure through Chapter 11 with Mel Karmazin staying on. Disappointed in his lack of influence as part of Sirius, Stern will throw in the towel and announce he's retiring after his five-year contract ends in 2010. He will stay retired for nine months before announcing he's returning to terrestrial radio.

6. Google (GOOG - commentary - Cramer's Take) will buy geospatial satellite operator GeoEye (GEOY - commentary - Cramer's Take). Google will see providing the map images (and searching any location on Earth) that appear on Google Maps, Google Earth and its G1 mobile phone as strategic, as well as in line with its interest in space in general. Google's stock will end 2009 at $350.

7. Women's retailers will face bankruptcy. Ann Taylor (ANN - commentary - Cramer's Take), Talbots (TLB - commentary - Cramer's Take) and Charming Shoppes (CHRS - commentary - Cramer's Take) will all announce bankruptcy before the summer, as cautious women shoppers stay away from these retailers and tighten their purse strings. Chico's (CHS - commentary - Cramer's Take) will teeter on the edge of bankruptcy but survive the year.

8. Bill Gates' investment firm will orchestrate a takeover of Crocs (CROX - commentary - Cramer's Take) in his first active investment. Faith in the Crocs products, which are used by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation with children in Africa, as well as frustration with the current management, will spur Gates into taking over the footwear company.

9. Hugh Hefner will make a lowball offer to take Playboy (PLA - commentary - Cramer's Take) private with several other friendly individual investors after disillusionment in the low stock price. This action will spur interest from a larger foreign investor to buy the company with the promise of letting Hefner continue to run it independently.

10. Dry bulk shippers like DryShips (DRYS - commentary - Cramer's Take) and TBS International (TBSI - commentary - Cramer's Take) will triple in value before June 1 as the general market rallies, before declining 50% in the second half of the year.

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At the time of publication, Jackson was long YHOO; Jackson's fund was long GEOY.

Eric Jackson is founder and president of Ironfire Capital and the general partner and investment manager of Ironfire Capital US Fund LP and Ironfire Capital International Fund, Ltd.