Even Cramer gets them wrong once in a while and he wants you to see, and avoid, the errors of his ways.
Cramer says Monster Beverage was one of August's hottest stocks while Perrigo gives investors many ways to win.
Cramer is not a big fan of Amedisys and prefers WPX Energy over Warren Resources.
After its best August in 14 years there's not much to fear in this market but much to embrace, Cramer says.
Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen is a quality restaurant stock at a discount while Mallinckrodt Pharmaceuticals has the right formula for growth.
Cramer's being careful with Barracuda Networks but he likes NuStar Energy, Exact Sciences and Amkor Technology.
Corporate profits, not the Fed, are fueling ever higher stock prices, and that growth is only accelerating, Cramer says.
One thing America's education system does not teach is financial literacy, says 'Professor' Cramer.
Cramer sees Yelp going higher and prefers Royal Dutch Shell over Chevron.
Cramer says recent downgrades make NXP Semiconductor a buying opportunity while Bank of America is a buy, buy, buy now that it has settled with the U.S. government.