Steer Clear of Blackstone

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The topic is Blackstone Group. I'm just thinking out loud here, and would love a lot of feedback via comments below and emails to me. Here goes:

Blackstone Group files to go public, although nobody knows yet if the IPO will represent shares of the Blackstone Group itself or a Blackstone-managed fund. I think it's brilliant timing. Blackstone is taking something off the table and spreading its risk to the public while the trumpets of private equity are sounding.

What's really mindblowing here is that the public is sucker enough to buy this stock from these guys, who obviously are smarter about when to buy and sell than the public is, given their outsized ownership of capital vs. the average Joe who'll buy their stock. More to the point, how about the fact that bankers are allowing these guys to use OPM (other people's money, including the bank's own money) as leverage to take these companies private though debt?

So let me get this straight: The private-equity guys have been whining to the press and hiring lobbyists to help change their image of being bad for the world. But they're now about to offload their equity onto the public, enriching themselves by using the multiple at which the market will value their earnings and assets to really become richer than most any individual on this planet could ever conceive.

And all the while, they're going to borrow a bunch of other people's money to put to work generating those earnings and assets. Borrow OPM to buy companies even as you sell your own assets to take money off the table.

I wrote the other day that I believe private equity is a sell here. Apparently the guys at Blackstone agree with me. They're selling to the public, right?

When the smartest guys in the room are selling to you, it's probably not the best time to buy. Put it this way: If the Blackstone gang really thought that their equity was a great investment here, do you think they'd want to sell? This isn't a tech company trying to raise assets to grow. These are some whiny rich dudes trying to cash out on the public while the cashing out is good.